Querida Chasey Lain
Parece que cuando más quieres quitarte de la cabeza a alguien, más se pavonea delante tuyo. Supongo que no es más que la divina providencia, que te da una de cal y otra de arena.
Y estos "felices" días que se avecinan, no podían estar sin esa de cal. Supongo que debo tomarlo como una anécdota más, una ironía del destino.. pero es que me ha chocado encontrarme restos en internet de alguien que aún está buscando la tecla "any". Y encima como si de una vulgar puta se tratara. Qué lástima.
La verdad, cuando he visto el perfil en cuestión (es un perfil de msn, y hay que ver lo que miente en todo lo que dice), sólamente ha pasado por mi mente "la balada de chasey lain", de "Bloodhoud Gang". Una canción dedicada a una actriz porno.
Que triste recordar a alguien tan importante (para mi) como una actriz porno. Ahí va la estupenda balada (traducidla, no tiene desperdicio):
"The ballad of Chasey Lain"
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
I’m your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick chasey
But you ain’t had mine
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?
You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick chasey
But you ain’t had mine
Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass
You’ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I’ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You’ve had a lotta dick chasey
But you ain’t had mine
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show ¡®em them titties
Now show ¡®em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show ¡®em them titties
Now show ¡®em them titties
Would ya fuck me for blow?
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